Sunday, February 06, 2005

Y así tamos...

Ah! Pero sí encontré esto:
"It's a great country, but it's a strange culture. This is the only country in the world that could have ever come up with a disease like bulimia. Oughta be the only country en the world where some people have no food at all and other people eat a nourishing meal, and puke it up... intentionally! This is a country where tobacco kills 400.000 people a year... so they ban artificial sweetners... because A RAT died!!! This is a place where gunstore owners are given a list with stolen credit cards... but not a list of criminals and maniacs! And now, they are thinking about banning toy guns... AND THEY ARE KEEPIN' THE FUCKIN' REAL ONES!"
"The country is founded on the double standard. That's our history. We were founded on a very basic standard. This country was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free, all right? A group of slave owners... who wanted to be free! So they killed a lot of white english people, in order to continue owning their black african people, so they can wipe the rest of the indian red people, and move west and steal the rest of the land from the brown mexican people, giving them a place to take off and drop their nuclear weapons on the yellow japanese poeple. You know what the motto of this country oughta be? You give us a color... WE'LL WIPE IT OUT!"

Del GRAN George Carlin en alguno de sus shows en el Carnegie Hall de NY.
Example